1. Upon inspecting the bathrooms at school..."Woah Mommy, you are not going to believe this! The potties are just my size!"
2. "Mommy, when are you going to help in my classroom? Well, you are the Assistant Principal, and Assistant Principals are here to help the people at the school."
3. One afternoon on the way home from school. Complete silence and then..."Mommy, is that fake? You know, the gingerbread man getting up and running away from the oven. That's fake isn't it?"
4. After making the class gingerbread man. "They only put eggs and butter in the mix. No milk or water. They did not follow the recipe."
5. One moring after seeing Uncle Jarrett on the news..."Ms. Giusti, there was a police chase in Deer Park and I saw my Uncle Jarrett on the news." Ms. Giusti's response, "Was your Uncle Jarrett the police officer?"
6. After sleeping much of the way home..."Why does the letter A have three sounds?"
7. During a lesson about arm muscles in pe, the teacher pointed to the tricept and asked if anyone knew the name of the muscle. Ava raised her hand and said, "the triceratops."
8. After going through the lunch line for the first time, "Wow, look at all this food I got, and I didn't even have to pay for any of it!" (that's becuase daddy already put money in her account).
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